Thursday, July 5, 2007

This party will suck

Why it will suck:
This party is so exclusive that anybody and joonbug.com can go.
The headline reads: "Vogue Italia Party Hosted by Supermodels Eve Salvail & Caron Bernstein w/ Special Guest DJ Omi @ The Plumm (7/5/2007)"
This party is so exclusive that anybody on joonbug gets access to the "vip text list". BTW, your phone probably won't work in the vip area.
In the mailer, they list "The Plumm is Co-Owned by Noel Ashman, Chris Noth, David Wells, Jesse Bradford, Samantha Ronson, Joey McIntyre, David Wells, Bo Dietl, Damon Dash, Ethan Browne, Ann Dexter-Jones, Ross Robinson, Jason Grimsley and Simon Rex." Oh boy. Doesn't that make you feel special. Does any other place advertise their minority partners? Does anybody on earth other than fat suburban 30 something housewives with 3 kids want to party with an ex new kid on the block?

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