Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Swank, or Stank?


It seems to me that these three shouldn't be sending out any un-retouched photos of themselves. As I opened this invite, I sat in silence, blinking, wondering what exactly the market is for this event? Love your leathery skinned ladies? I'm not sure if it is Roxanne, Miriam or Marianna who is the woman for you. I'm imagining an army of balding, middle aged men, wondering which of these three to make their late model trophy wives. And you can picture what delights must await you in the "sexy Lingerie party". I'm sure more than a few scars.
Take me home wednesdays? More like stay home wednesdays.
And don't forget, less is more.
Shudder.

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